We're driving to family for Christmas
It's going to be a great one
What a magical time
We're not scared
It's going to be a great one
What a magical time
We're not scared
Uh uh! Impromptu pee!
Stuck in a traffic jam, pee.
We can't skip over it.
We can't go around it.
Oh no!
We'll have to go through it!
Stuck in a traffic jam, pee.
We can't skip over it.
We can't go around it.
Oh no!
We'll have to go through it!
Splash splosh!
Splash splosh!
Splash splosh!
Splash splosh!
Splash splosh!
We're driving to family for Christmas
It's going to be a great one
What a magical time
We're not scared
Uh uh! Vomit!
Projectile fruit pack vomit.
We can't skip over it.
We can't go around it.
Oh no!
We'll have to go through it!
Projectile fruit pack vomit.
We can't skip over it.
We can't go around it.
Oh no!
We'll have to go through it!
Squelch squerch!
Squelch squerch!
Squelch squerch!
We're driving to family for Christmas
It's going to be a great one
What a magical time
We're not scared
Squelch squerch!
Squelch squerch!
We're driving to family for Christmas
It's going to be a great one
What a magical time
We're not scared
Uh uh! Tantrum!
Unwelcome, unwarranted tantrum.
We can't skip over it.
We can't go around it.
Oh no!
We'll have to go through it!
Unwelcome, unwarranted tantrum.
We can't skip over it.
We can't go around it.
Oh no!
We'll have to go through it!
Hoooo woooo!
Hoooo woooo!
Hoooo woooo!
We're driving to family for Christmas
It's going to be a great one
What a magical time
We're not scared
Hoooo woooo!
Hoooo woooo!
We're driving to family for Christmas
It's going to be a great one
What a magical time
We're not scared
Uh uh! Need to be Santa!
Magical, nocturnal Santa.
We can't skip over it.
We can't go around it.
Oh no!
We'll have to go through it!
Magical, nocturnal Santa.
We can't skip over it.
We can't go around it.
Oh no!
We'll have to go through it!
Stumble trip!
Stumble trip!
Stumble trip!
We're driving to family for Christmas
It's going to be a great one
What a magical time
We're not scared
Stumble trip!
Stumble trip!
We're driving to family for Christmas
It's going to be a great one
What a magical time
We're not scared
Uh uh! Politics!
Ingrained family politics.
We can't skip over it.
We can't go around it.
Oh no!
We'll have to go through it!
Ingrained family politics.
We can't skip over it.
We can't go around it.
Oh no!
We'll have to go through it!
Tiptoe!
Tiptoe!
Tiptoe!
Tiptoe!
Tiptoe!
What's that?
One paralyzing hangover!
Two over-hyped sugar- filled toddlers!
Two shrieking instruments of torture!
IT'S A FAMILY CHRISTMAS!!!!
Two over-hyped sugar- filled toddlers!
Two shrieking instruments of torture!
IT'S A FAMILY CHRISTMAS!!!!
Quick! Back through the family politics! Tiptoe! Tiptoe! Tiptoe!
Back through the Santa gifts! Stumble trip! Stumble trip! Stumble trip!
Back through the tantrums! Hoooo wooooo! Hoooo wooooo!
Back through the travel sickness! Squelch squerch! Squelch squerch!
Back through the roadside pees! Splash splosh! Splash splosh! Splash splosh!
Get to our front door.
Open the door.
Up the stairs.
Open the door.
Up the stairs.
Oh no!
We forgot to shut the door.
Back downstairs.
We forgot to shut the door.
Back downstairs.
Shut the door.
Back upstairs.
Into the bedroom.
Into bed.
Under the covers.
We're not going for a family Christmas again!
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